Friday, 6 December 2013

Trust and 10 ways to make your school life memorable

Isn't it weird? Yes, it's always weird. Here's a thing, once while strolling leisurely on a park, I was confronted by an Indian old man. Deep down, I never liked having long conversations, especially deep ones. Yet, we continued having a long conversation. He was sweet, kind and particularly fit, for a man of his age.

Halfway through the conversation, he asked me, Young man, would you believe if I told you that the universe has one sextillion stars?

I don't have to an astronomer to know that right? So, I nodded. He sighed. Why? He continued, now would you believe me if I told you that the wall behind us still has wet paint?

Pfft. I stood up, inched the wall. I laid my index finger on it and yes, it still has wet paint. I sighed and turned towards the old man. He giggled and murmured, why do people blindly believe if someone told them that there are one sextillion stars in the universe but they refuse to believe that a wall still has wet paint, till they touch the wall themselves?

We left. Yours thoughts on it, anybody? Seriously, that literally made me wonder myself? Why? Damn, trust is one subject of complexion. On the sunny side of things, we are finally moving on from my pale ponderous story.

Anyways.

10 ways to make your school life memorable
One, have a girly diary like Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort and throw it in the girl's toilets cubicle.
Two, speak a foreign language (even if you are terrible at it) to everyone, including and especially teachers all day long.
Three, ask your favourite teacher what's his or hers favourite alcohol brand?
Four, don't wear an underwear to school till someone catches you!
Five, when teachers are absent, bring out your favourite toys and play them alone in front of the whole class.
Six, propose to your crush and ask her out for a prom date.
Seven, wear a fake moustache at school all day long.
Eight, master the art of force from Master Yoda and defeat your arch enemy in the class
Nine, run into the school's assembly wildly whilst screaming, "Troll! In the dungeons! Thought you ought to know!"
Ten, wear a white wig and block your teachers path out from teacher's room while screaming, "You Shall Not Pass!"

TJ.

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