Saturday 7 December 2013

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and why Carrie White and girls nowadays are synonymous?

Seriously? Who allowed Marc Webb to even certify Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man as the amazing one?

Though, I must say, the trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was equally impressive to what Sony and Marc Webb promised. So, people, let's draw our attention to things we learnt from The Amazing (not-so) Spider-Man 2 trailer.

One, we got ourselves three villains, super-villains, apparently, because one isn't enough. Introducing Electro, a bluish monster, who overdosed blue detergent. Electro was introduced in a teaser, way before the official film teaser debuted. Jamie Foxx of Django Unchained portrays Electro, who was Max Dillon, an engineer who worked at Oscorp Industries. Next, Rhino. Who the heck is Rhino? Apparently, Rhino is a Russian mob, Aldkfjifeff Sdsidn. Yes, that's a Russian name. However Rhino of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is artificial, machine made. What's up Transformers references. Finally, our classic friend, Harry Oscorp, with a horrible hairstyle this time.

Two, Oscorp Industries has been a bad bad boy. This whole film revolves around Oscorp Industries apparently, even establishment of Electro and Green Goblin's characters comes from Oscorp. One element that separates Sam Raimi's trilogy from this is the involvement of Richard Parker's dark past with Oscorp. With the aid of Harry, Peter managed to find, bit by bit, the secrets that should be left buried.

Three, Harry will be paying less attention to Gwen Stacy. Nooooooooooooooooo! Emmmaaaa Stonneeeee. Alright, I feel you guys. It's almost a cliche where the superhero has to sacrifice portions of his attention for his love while trying to save the innocent citizens of New York City.

Four, New York is getting smashed into pieces again. Seriously? Aren't there anyone out there who is getting tired of superheroes smashing through the whole city just to save a few citizens?

Continuing.

Why is Carrie White almost identical to girls nowadays? Well, they share the same things.

Bullying. Pressure she faces. Her annoying mother. Blood. And relentless hate and disgust towards innocent menstrual cycle.

TJ.

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